How do you send a turkey through the mail?

Bird Class Mail.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?

Because they never learned good table manners!